MY BUTT!!!!

this morning before work I'm on my way to take Sadie my bigger dog but she's younger outside for her morning walk. On my way down the stairs she decides she wants to go in front and takes my legs with me, I fall down a few stairs before my butt finally lands and stays on one! UGH THAT DOG!!!! I stayed there for a little bit cause I didn't know what to do and my butt was sore! Nate came down cause he heard my yelling at Sadie and he was a very lovely husband and said that he would take her out for a walk:)

After my butt gets better and after work we buy roller blades for something fun to do in the summertime. I haven't been on roller blades for 10+ years! But of course that muscle memory thing comes in handy sometimes so I figured I'll be fine, I've been on ice skates in a not very long ago time so I'll be fine, they're basically the same thing! OH NO MY FRIEND!!! the road hurts when you fall on it! MY BUTT!!!! We go skating out of our neighborhood and near another one, on our way there's a gradual hill, I end up in front and Nate behind me on the hill. I'm just coasting along and loving the breeze of the.....815ish night air when I'm too chicken to pull up my right leg and slow down. CRAP!!! I can't do that what other way is there?! I could go in the grass but there's trees every few feet and I might catch something and fall! I could grab onto the trees but they're tiny little things I might take one of them out with me! I could grab onto that light post coming up but I might miss bracing my head reflex and my head would run right into the light post! SNAP! The turns here!

I take the turn, make it off the sidewalk ok and slide right off my blades and land on my BUTT!!! AGAIN!!!! Twice in the same day!!! I also really hurt my right wrist and elbow and left elbow and wrist but the left side didn't require bandaids just the right :). Nate comes running to my rescue as I roll over and start laughing! Just as I roll over and he helps me up two cars drive by and *thankfully* don't stop to make sure the bonehead's ok!

My poor bottom's been through alot today! THANK THE LORD FOR ALL THAT FAT BEFORE THE BONE!!!!! Otherwise I've have a broken butt....twice!

Sayonara!